posted January 15, 2002 04:45 PM            

Here is an interesting one about Love...
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This quiz will reveal what type of love you experienced in your former life. Try it, only 4 Fun!!

Q1) You have liked two people at the same time before.
A. Yes (Go to Q4)
B. No (Go to Q2)

Q2)You prefer a younger person rather than someone older than you.
A. Yes (Go to Q5)
B. No (Go to Q3)

Q3)You usually declare your feelings first when you like someone.
A. Yes (Go to Q5)
B. No (Go to Q6)

Q4)You see your parents and couples like them as the ideal relationship between two intimate people.
A. Yes (Go to Q7)
B. No (Go to Q5)

Q5)You prefer to wear colorful, intimate apparel.
A. Yes (Go to Q8)
B. No (Go to Q9)

Q6)You would never forgive your partner for cheating on you.
A. Yes (Go to Q9)
B. No (Go to Q5)

Q7)You prefer to eat at home rather than to dine out.
A. Yes (Go to Q10)
B. No (Go to Q8)

Q8)You like Marilyn Monroe more than Audrey Hepburn.
A. Yes (Go to Q11)
B. No (Go to Q9)

Q9)You enjoy giving presents to people.
A. Yes (Go to Q12)
B. No (Go to Q11)

Q10)The two important qualities your partner should possess are human warmth and kindness.
A. Yes (Go to Q13)
B. No (Go to Q11)

Q11)You often fall in love at first sight.
A. Yes (Go to Q14)
B. No (Go to Q15)

Q12)You tend to pursue excitement over stability in love.
A. Yes (Go to Q14)
B. No (Go to Q15)

Q13)A divorce would be absolutely out of the question for you.
A. Yes (A-type)
B. No (Go to Q16)

Q14)You don't dislike reptiles or other creepy creatures.
A. Yes (Go to Q21)
B. No (Go to Q17)

Q15)You are against pre-marital sex.
A. Yes (H-type)
B. No (Go to Q17)

Q16)You often hear that you are sexy.
A. Yes (Go to Q21)
B. No (Go to Q19)

Q17)You firmly believe that love can be obtained.
A. Yes (Go to Q20)
B. No (Go to Q19)

Q18)You consider the person's educational and family background as a more essential factor for marriage than your feelings for him/her.
A. Yes (E-type)
B. No (Go to Q21)

Q19)You feel that anything is forgivable if you love a person.
A. Yes (B-type)
B. No (Go to Q20)

Q20)You often desire things that other people already possess.
A. Yes (D-type)
B. No (C-type)

Q21)Your relationships never lasted longer than 3 months.
A. Yes (G-type)
B. No (F-type)

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The Result

A-type Cinderella Type - Just like Cinderella, you were the heroine of a beautiful and happy love story in your former life. This does not mean that you were born with this privilege or that you necessarily had this happiness until the end of your life. You actually witnessed the harshness of reality as child, including the loss of your parents and poverty. But all this darkness disappeared the moment you met the love of your life and a new bright light started to shine toward your way. You ultimately gained happiness and honor through love. Both of you genuinely loved each other and enjoyed a blissful life for a very long time. It is just natural that this genuine life in your previous existence can only be a blessing in this present moment. This may be the opportunity to work for charity by helping out other people in need and to be thankful.

B-type - The Charitable type - You were the devoted lover in your former existence that dedicated your whole being to the object of affection. When you fell in love, you forgot about everything else including your own self. You experienced a lot of pain because many people took advantage of your kindness. All your lovers were beautiful people but they possessed narcissistic qualities, which was the result of your breakups. Their selfishness never allowed them to return the love that you continuously provided for them. But you never despised them for the wounds they left on you. What you should do in this life-time is to become more sensible, rational, and calculative, so that you will not have to endure so much pain as you did in the past. Don't just settle for anyone who crosses your path but wait patiently for someone who will provide you with a reciprocal love.

C-type - The Lascivious type - You were a very fickle person in your previous life, who could not stay with one partner for a long time. Love was something you had to experience through as many people as possible and only then were you happy a person. You met many, diverse people whom you shared an intimate relationship with. Although you were an amorous lover, you possessed cold and rational mind. It gave you this power of never being hurt by someone. It will be difficult to settle down completely for you unless you meet a very charismatic person that will capture your entire heart. And a journey for you would not completely end with marriage either.

D-type - The Reckless type - You were the center of a love triangle or an immoral love that was destined to end tragically. Your rash and independent spirit set the stage for a love story like this. You were an egocentric character who broke many people's hearts. In this way, you were much like the C- type that was previously mentioned. You moved on from one person to another as soon as that spark or passion for you faded. A person who existed as this type in the past is bound to be affected by these remnant qualities today. This is why it is vital to appreciate the other person in your relationship now and to become more mature. Getting rid of your selfish desires may be the key to happy relationship for you.

E-type - The Romeo and Juliet type - You are one of the few people who experienced the most passionate love affair in your former life. It was love at first sight and both of you could not think of anything else during the day than to dream about each other. It was a Romeo and Juliet love affair,which may not have ended in disaster just like in the story. Your families may even have been very accepting about your relationship. But the likelihood of a passionate love increases the more obstacles are between the two lovers. But the affection tends to fade when there is no conflicting element involved. Therefore, it is important for you to be more patient in your present relationship. The challenge is to keep that passion going by constantly introducing new and interesting ideas.

F-type - The Plain type - You did not find love through your own actions but with the help of other people. You were in your own comfort zone, so that it was not necessary for you to find someone special. This is why you were far away from experiencing a fervent love affair. Everybody accepted your relationship with your partner and stability may be have been the pivotal characteristic of your love. Many people would not even consider this peaceful and simple relationship to be love but it may just be the true essence. You may feel perfectly comfortable with an arranged marriage.

G-type - The Abusive type - There is no human being who perfect and therefore a certain contradiction exists within us. Thus, an internal conflict between cruelty and kindness is apparent in us. You were familiar with this conflict in your previous life, where mistreatment was used on people. There was a lot of anger in you and this may be a reason why you were open to challenges without a blink of an eye. You often found this sardonic pleasure when you made a person feel sad or perplexed. Monotony did not exist in your vocabulary and so you looked for excitement. A little child exists in you that is waiting for stability and you have shot at finding love when you find the person who is able to provide this comfort for you.

posted January 20, 2002 11:31 PM              

What Sesame Street Character Are YOU ...??

Who are you? Ever wondered which cartoon character you are most like? Well, a team of researchers got together and analyzed the
personalities of Sesame Street characters, and put the information gathered into this
quiz.

Answer each question with the answer that most describes you, then add up the points that correspond with your answer.

1) What describes your perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner for two
b) Amusement park
c) Rollerblading in the park
d) Rock concert
e) See a movie

2) What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll
b) Alternative
c) Soft Rock
d) Classical
e) Popular

3) What is your favorite type of movie?
a) Comedy
b) Horror
c) Musical
d) Romance
e) Documentary

4) Which of the following jobs would you chose if you were given only these choices?
a) Waiter/Waitress
b) Sports Player
c) Teacher
d) Policeman
e) Bartender

5) Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
a) Work out
b) Read
c) Watch TV
d) Listen to the radio
e) Sleep

6) Of the following colors, which do you like the best?
a) yellow
b) white
c) sky blue
d) teal
e) red

7) Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
a) ice cream
b) pizza
c) sushi
d) pasta
e) salad

8) What is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween
b) Christmas
c) New Year's
d) Valentine's Day
e) Thanksgiving

9) If you could go to any of the following places,which would it be?
a) Paris
b) Spain
c) Las Vegas
d) Hawaii
e) Hollywood

10) Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
a) Someone who is smart
b) Someone with good looks
c) Someone who is a party animal
d) Someone who has fun all the time
e) Someone who is very emotional

Now total up your points and find your character below:

Q 1 a=4 pts b=2 pts c=5 pts d=1 pt e=3 pts
Q 2 a=2 pts b=1 pt c=4 pts d=5 pts e=3 pts
Q 3 a=2 pts b=1 pt c=3 pts d=4 pts e=5 pts
Q 4 a=4 pts b=5 pts c=3 pts d=2 pts e=1 pt
Q 5 a=5 pts b=4 pts c=2 pts d=1 pt e=3 pts
Q 6 a=1 pt b=5 pts c=3 pts d=2 pts e=4 pts
Q 7 a=3 pts b=2 pts c=1 pt d=4 pts e=5 pts
Q 8 a=1 pt b=3 pts c=2 pts d=4 pts e=5 pts
Q 9 a=4 pts b=5 pts c=1 pt d=2 pts e=3 pts
Q10 a=5 pts b=2 pts c=1 pt d=3 pts e=4 pts

(10-17 points): You are OSCAR.
You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how to have fun, but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though, and are much in control of your own life. People don't always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your wild spirit can lead to hurting yourself and others.

(18-26 points) You are ERNIE.
You are fun, friendly, and popular. You are a real crowd pleaser. You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and children are important to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.

(27-34 points) You are ELMO.
You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry free.

(35-42 points) You are ZOE.
You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to enjoy yourself. You are serious about all commitments. A family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.

posted January 21, 2002 08:28 PM              

I must've accidentally entered ElmoLand....

posted January 23, 2002 05:56 PM            

thElmo and louise

Remember the Elmo

Elmonstore Grande

tElmo homies they gots to buy!

posted January 23, 2002 09:03 PM              

*tee hee*

*blushes*

Orite ladies and gentlemen, Meet Zoe Black!

Kakakakkakah!

posted January 23, 2002 10:22 PM              

- someone else (No I'm not sooky! Not! Not! Not! I'm the masquerader! Wahahahahahah!)

posted January 24, 2002 02:44 PM            

That's funny!

"Worm's sister stays Elmo! Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

posted February 28, 2002 05:47 PM            

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = booger

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tulefel

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:

a = diaper

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

posted February 28, 2002 11:49 PM            

lol

posted March 09, 2002 10:05 AM            

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Wrong Answer!

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

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4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

posted March 09, 2002 12:00 PM            

lol

(After several years, and not remembering the answers, I got them right... but what does that mean? That I have to pull an elephant out of my Lion King?)